Brainoid Computer

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Produced by Bionogenetisus Incorporated, the Brainoid Computer is a computer that is inserted into the brain. It controls the exact amounts of neurotransmitters and enhances memory, logic, and synaptic efficiency. The original version of the computer required fine tuning on a regular basis, a procedure performed by a slave dog.

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